Has serious problems of split personality but in virtue of the law # 180 can freely roam on the net.
Why the monkey of the logo?.
I know, it's demential but it's not my fault. During the tour around Elba with a group of sit-insiders I was waiting in the water the ending of their laborious embarking comfortably sat across the scupper with my legs dangling in the water. A friend of mine almost ¾ sit-on-topper said "Giovanni climb down from that tree branch".
And so ……
My beloved mother christened me with the name Giovanni but when I write so freely on the net to respect her memory I loose a "v"
.Incubus for good fathers
. Incubus for good childrens
as a boy I was serving Mass
| 12/12/04 Obviously I was paddlinng a lake near home with the cell left in the car but I reached the hospital just in time to greet MARCO
I'm a double-grandfather
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(konnichiha) my name is Fuji and surname FinePix2400zoom, I'm the poor devil who risks death by drowning everytime GIOANNI goes paddling. Now the slaver gave me the heavvy burden to mantain the archive of photos on the web. Also gets me to show photos made with throw-away underwater cameras and puts me in a Aquapak bag to see if I learn to swim. I'm a japanese and the firm is sacred but don't you think I could make a strike against the bakyarou?. He says that he likes best Cartier Bresson or Weegee or Jane Arbus than Edward Weston and the meaning predominates over technics but what's the meaning of this photo of his foot while I was holding breath?.
Sometimes I try behind his shoulders to smuggle photos I like. Kayaks are boresome.
FUJI
When you find me you can clik and clikking on the shelf you can have the list of my work
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Give 'em a finger and they'll take the arm. I'm too kind to clients friends and even strangers. I'm 2.925 times good (here in Italy 3 times good is a fool) and one of this years I'll have a few words with mr. Fuji.
As for the photos he's smuggling they are those I like best.
But I remember reading on "MAD" which had a great part in crookin' and twistin' my mind when I was young that the best way for loosin' friends is to have an after dinner projection of dias or even worse home made films.
So..don't don't don't don't click
If you are a fan of Von Sacher Masoch and click my nose you'll know what I think of "Photography".
My personal Webster.
I say suffering a poetry-fit when having a new toy you can't see the reality. When I bought my first mountain bike I remember doing miles on paths more apt for goats with the bike on my shoulders trying to gnaw me and really enjoying it.
I'm the first one to use the word poetry as an illness and so I've the right to say that it's benign, leaves favorable posthums and it's good to recidivate.
"Porca miseria" I can't translate the first layer 'cause it's an irreverent and horrible joke on the italian word sito = home-page and it's second meaning sito = stink. I'm really sorry and frustrated.
Don't really know what you are thinking to receive from a man who when a phrase is complete instantly start to think how to change the phrase just completed and instantly start to think how to change the phrase just completed and instantly start to think how to change the phrase just completed and instantly start to think how to change the phrase just completed ….. help me.
I am on a USofA SPAM list so absent mindedly erase from the server all e-mail not easily recognizable. You must put in the object something really meaningful and not related to my sexual requisites and abitudes
i.e include the word SOTTER in the object
| Don't Worry
You must really read only the first few lines and then can start navigating on the site.You simply put the cursor on blue words to make appear an explanation or a design. The same on a photo to make it change .
Click on >CLICK< for links and on >USA< for explanations in English (where available).Try the FAQ there are a lot of photos with funny tricks.
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Stop. Continue on your risk (I'm wandering)
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So much for navigation but if you're here have probably read "How I became a Rogue" and may be curious about the content of the site. Must say first of all that I'm from Toscana, where the Italian language was born , a technical man coming from a family of scholars. I like to play with words. You must know that in Italy we have a lot of dialect and it's not a simple matter of accent, many are languages of their own. So if a man from Bergamo wants to speak without being understood by others not Bergamaschi uses dialect. But everybody understands and speaks Italian as a common language.
I feel really uncomfortable and deprived in this situation and I have only one weapon left: use more words than necessary, uncommon words, use them not on their facial value but with the second or third meaning, sometimes coin new ones. So if you know a bit of Italian don't feel discouraged, most Italians can't grab the meaning of what I say on the first try without a Webster.
That explains the presence on layers on blue words, it's the on line "Garzanti" (It's an Italian Vocabulary that always says I'm right).
All the entire site is constructed in this optics so I can't translate it in English without losing flavor or stink .
Forgive me but I'm not at ease in English as in Italian to create new ones .
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On a second, or third, thought I'll try to translate what happens when Italians click on their navigation tips. They have the same design and a very loose translation may be. If you have on your coat of arms a "Ramping Mouse in a blue shield" you must follow your ancestors and put the cursor on blue words etc etc |
| I dont' follow any creed and I'm heretic only because I want to choose by myself as the etymology of the word from greek HAIRESIS (to choose) says.
Dont' read my point of view on religion
So much for Hairesis. I define myself as an "agnostic at the opposition" meaning that I don't want to know and mainly I don't agree. Deep in my heart I really am envious of people who have a true faith and so can pray for miracles or simply to feel better. A friend of mine, a bible preacher, keeps tellin' me that during their fire-prayer-meetings miracles happen. Believing it I should convert instantly. There's something stoppin' me. First: I'm not a gambling man and so Pascal's theories dont' hold. Second: a god so pettish and rancorous who, being omni-potent, favours only a few people of his own is really worth adoring ?. I could cope better with voodoo gods, renown ill tempered guys, who, blandished with offers, can be used and cheated....
Dont' like blackmail so I hope no god at all will ever be aware of my existence. |
10/31/05 Should read Navigation tips for USA
SIT ON TOP
IT'S THE HOME PAGE OF GIOANNI, IT'S MESSY, FOUL FREQUENTED, DEMENTIC , HERETIC BUT FRIENDLY OPENED TO EVERYBODY IF SHE/HIM IS SERIOUSLY AFFECTED BY POETRY FITS
Some icons you must use while navigating
Articles
X-mas card "Merry.." >click<
From the heretic "How I became a rogue" >click<
Him again "Alone in an enclave" >click<
Anonymous "Bad examples" >click<
From an eremite "A perfect disorganization." >click<
Giovanni Possenti "Five men in a boat to say nothing ..... " >click<
GIOANNI "Lessons ..... " >click<
SHAMELESS GIOANNI "A new knight's order is born" >click<
A new / old article by grateful GIOANNI "A+ organization" >click<
Anonymous GIOANNI "Unveiled heresy" >click<
Cres Croatia "I saw the griffons" >click<
An animated map "Cinque terre" >click<
Useful "Lake of Como" >click<
Messy "Lurid accounting influxes in an Homeric adventure" >click<
Experience "Useful tips for a nautical trekking " >click<
Turistic "Venice 11/10/06 a nearly fatal poetry fit " >click<
Xminus rated ramblings "OUTING >click< "27/11/08
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N.B. I won't translate other author's articles, I don't like to be flogged, so commenting only articles of mine every comment is a square comment and sometimes a cubic one which can be really dangerous . I can't imagine what kind of incubus could be a fourth dimension comment. Still I don't suffer of stomach and so if you want to see some incubuses of mine you can click without grave perils for your mental stability.
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